There are 50 million people living on the moon in my time. You can see Tycho City, New Berlin… even Lake Armstrong on a day like this …

Erin DiMeglio, 17, is the first girl to play quarterback for a Florida high school team. And she looks badass in uniform.

Ingredients:
3/4 shot of 99 Bananas
3/4 shot of Coconut Rum 
about 1/2 a highball glass of Root Beer
about 1/2 a highball glass of  Fuze - Banana Colada

Directions: Throw some ice into a nice, large highball glass.  Pour in the 3/4 shots of 99 Bananas and coconut rum.  Then, simultaneously pour in the Banana Colada Fuze and your favorite root beer evenly until it reaches the top of the glass.  Stir and enjoy.

Warp Pipe (Super Mario Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:
3/4 shot Blue Curacao
1/2 bottle Mike’s Hard Limeade
1/2 shot Bols Melon
1/2 Lime (cut into wedges)

Directions: Cut your half a lime into four wedges.  Squeeze the lime juice into a highball glass and then drop them in the bottom.  Add some ice overtop the limes, then pour in the Blue Curacao.  Add the Mike’s Hard Limeade until the glass is almost full, then top with your Bols Melon.  Stir a bit with a straw and enjoy.  Tip: make sure you don’t add too much Bols Melon, or the melon flavor will overpower the lime.  This is a great summer drink!

See how far the warp pipe goes…

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle)