So my buddies got to talking about Captain N for some reason, which turned into them asking me to do this silliness. Not complaining mind you, I’m quite content to fulfill request like this one. It’s still silly though.
This is a place where you can read the often comical, quite inane opinions of a dithering, loudmouthed internet user. So it's pretty much like every OTHER place on the internet. Congratulations status quo! You won the internet! My name is Raul Ortiz. It's a pleasure to meet you.