THE THOUGHT EMPORIUM IMPERIAL
topshop:

The girly floral print is sticking around for the season ahead.

topshop:

The girly floral print is sticking around for the season ahead.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE BLOW UP JAPAN

LEMME COUNT THE WAYS.

dbsharpy:

BS, BUNK AND USELESS CONJECTURE

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

The next time you’re on a first date…

Ask them what their favorite Dirty Harry movie is.

Happy Birthday - In a game with assist characters, “catching” both the point character and an active assist character with an attack, dealing damage to both of them (and, in many games, allowing you to combo on both of them for even more damage). Sometimes adapts to the season, e.g. “Merry Christmas” in late December.

alfronaut:

i just finished replaying mother 1 in time for its anniversary so i drew up some of my favourite parts nwn

One of the few times song saved the world

alfronaut:

i just finished replaying mother 1 in time for its anniversary so i drew up some of my favourite parts nwn

One of the few times song saved the world

I… Get the feeling the all caps means you’re gonna judge me…

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… Wait you mean this whole game the enemy trainers are gonna have this thing fart in my general direction? Fucking gross.

WATER DARK?! WATER DARK?!  ALL THESE YEARS AND YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE WHOLE CARP INTO DRAGON THING HAPPEN AND THAT-… Fffffffuuuuuuuuck.

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GET YOUR BROKEN PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SILLYNESS RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU CHEAP NIGHTLY BASTARD.

IN THE THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOOAAAD~

YOU ARE PUTTING ME TO SLEEE-EEP~

THE CRIME? BEING NOT SHARPEDO!

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Mr. Goldblum?

OKAY LEAST FAVORITE ROCK TYPES!

Now personally, I’ve always felt Rock got the short end of the stick, being weak to Water, Grass, Ground, and Fighting. Granted those weaknesses are logical, but without abilities, secondary typing, and proper prep, they end up going down far faster than you think they should.

… Just look at poor Onix… Is it fair that some bubbles defeats a giant rock snake?

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT, HERE COMES MONGO!

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What a fucking disappointment, such a lovely design with decent movepool and stats and for what? FUCKING DEFEATIST. Poor Archeops, I’m so sorry. There are of course other seemingly terrible abilities out there (Truant and Slow Start) but at the very least there’s ways to countermand them. But that sudden stat drop means death for Archeops every single time.

Way to look cool and be the most boring of rock types Golem 2. I guess Sturdy helps you but I just CANNOT care. Sorry Gigalith.

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Congrats on being the embodiment of rock nonsense Carbnik, look at all that defense. Sit there and make it slightly harder for me to win for a little bit.

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Sorry I’m done hatching eggs, back in the box.

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You sad little dick joke, will you ever catch a break and not be the “Oh look it’s you again, whatever” of every single game?

I never ever liked you. Ever. You got one gimmick and you barely meet it.

What if we also asked something slightly more specific, like fossil or legendary?

THAT’S COOL TOO! GO FOR IT!