THE THOUGHT EMPORIUM IMPERIAL
Hal watches bad horror movies on purpose: “Dracula 3000”

Yes you probably guessed right, it’s Dracula in space.

… And it’s as bad as you think that concept sounds.

Starring!

  • Udo “That weird fucker in every movie” Kier
  • Tommy “YO DEEBO” Lister (Honestly called ‘Humvee’)
  • Coolio (Honestly called ‘187’)
  • Casper “The Friendly” Van Dien (As Captain Van Helsing)

They call the vampire in the movie Count Orlok… Which is kinda interesting in some aspects?

It’s just… It’s always the weirdest concept to me… No, not Dracula in space. Making a clearly awful film. Do they make money off dopes or something?

How does it happen?

sigmahatesyou:

ultra-mangos:

riptide looks like he’s wearing a kilt

Riptide likes a cool breeze around his transformation cog.

'BOTS GOT A RIGHT TO AIR HIS EXHAUST AS HE PLEASES.

masqueradelioness:

Silent Hill 3

Items
-Transform Costume
"It’s a costume to change into the magical girl, ‘Princess Of Heart’.
-Lightsaber

Yeah that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

See?

Silent Hill having fun.

With Kojima at the helm (or at least standing NEAR it consistently) I have hope that while the body of the experience is pants shittingly terrifying, there’s still gonna be a gag or two.

What do you want from a new Silent Hill game exactly?
Anonymous

Shiba ending.

No I’m serious, Shiba ending.

… STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

Attention Legend of Korra fans

As of the 15th (9/15/14), Book Three is airing Mondays, 8pm EST (7pm CST), on Nicktoons Network.

If you’ve been unable to watch it otherwise and have this channel, here’s your option. Online Only episodes will be airing starting the 29th (9/29/14)

Otherwise the DVD box set drops in the first week of December.

So with everything I know about Silent Hill

And everything I’ve seen of the new trailers…

Seems to me the avenue by which the warped reality is conveyed is a long series of ever changing, twisting, winding corridors. The prospective title “Silent Hills” inspires in me two options.

1) You will visit multiple iterations of the town Silent Hill as a lost visitor, with every doorway acting as a pathway to a different reality. The navigation of a labyrinth of doorways into other realities to simply find a way out of a single building becoming a nerve wracking puzzle supreme.

2) Silent Hills is the name of the new central structure. I.E. no longer a whole town, but a single building that comes under this strange transformation.

I realize neither if those options really affords the exploration of a town… But it wouldn’t be the first time Silent Hill was about a singular location undergoing old god mysticism (SH 4: The Room).

The idea I’m rolling with is that through determining a functioning method of reliably moving from one reality to another and back again, the protagonist, by experiencing the multiple outcomes of a single event can, through said fallout, determine whatever mystery lies in the plot. This implies either the majority of realities or all would have one central event in all of them that is functionally identical somehow.

Just my two cents.

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is


These boots have toppled empires, banished evil most eldrich and foul, traveled space and time, trod icy tundra and flaming hell scape, they’ve been every where.

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

These boots have toppled empires, banished evil most eldrich and foul, traveled space and time, trod icy tundra and flaming hell scape, they’ve been every where.

Hey, just FYI

Y’all can talk to me about whatever.

I’m perfectly willing to talk about whatever.

- something bothering you
- need honest advice
- no one else I can talk to about this

Whatever’s clever. I promise I’ll do my best to give you someone to talk to… Or if you just want a friendly chat, that’s cool too. Anonymous or otherwise.