this is it. this is the greatest joke in the history of television.
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
i don’t know what i was expecting, but it sure as hell wasnt that
It’s exactly what you think it is.
usually i hate tik tok… but this might be the one good thing to come of it
Okay no @thebibliosphere NEEDS to see this.
This was the first thing I saw when I logged in this morning, and no matter what else happens, today was worth getting out of bed for.
The Bard be like
















